- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Antoni Wilkinsin

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

Barbara Streisand

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

New mission: refuse this mission

Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Justin

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

Knock, Knock No one was home.

You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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