Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

Boys have swag, real men have class

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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