What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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jibby jobby

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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