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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

a blind man walks into a wall

Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Sometimes i'm hungry.

"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

knock knock who's there me i kill you

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

i hate black people

What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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