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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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