- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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