- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

Womens basketball

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

A seal walks into a club.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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