What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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