- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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