- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

no really what are ur names?

Chris Bosh's neck

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Women's Rights

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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