Ready for something funny? nothing

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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People...

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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