Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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I like the color potato.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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4 hours later.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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