what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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