- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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