Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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Women's Professional _________

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-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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Cheese

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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