Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

My three children are three big mistakes.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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