A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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If life gives you lemonade.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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