what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Arrow in the Knee!

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

What do you call an blank test? an F

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Poop!!

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

In soviet Russia...things are different

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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