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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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