Queens Park rangers

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Women's Rights Movement

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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hey guys im gay

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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