Knock, knock. Door opened.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?  The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that :  L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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