Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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Jayden Eccles

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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