Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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The Female Orgasm

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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