What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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hi

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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CHORGLUND

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

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Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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