Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

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A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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