- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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