What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

say it ten times fast: oh

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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