- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

save me from the nothing ive become

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

A train poops its pants.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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