- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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