I'm at my grandmothers house right now

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Screw it you write the joke.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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