What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Communism hehe xd

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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epic win?

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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