- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

Women's rights.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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