Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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My childhood friend said she had a bad breakup with her husband (yeah husband), and that she needed a really stiff one. Come on! How was I supposed to know she was talking about alcohol! She did blush and smile after I pulled my pants down however, that`s like seven out of ten right? I mean I was just trying to help a friend out right? And myself, fine myself, but it will be a total win/win situation, you know... Those where you win twice? "Dont worry, Im not comming" *pewpew*

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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