- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Why is the ground wet It rained

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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