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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

www.xnxx.com

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

www.xnxx.com

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*