- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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