- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

Obama lin Baden.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Whats wrong with that Nothing

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

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