- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

I'm gay.

Sam Hengal.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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