why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Basically

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

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Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

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Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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