- Anti Joke

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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._____________________. Whale!

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.