- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Your mother is so fat.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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