Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Women's rights

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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