- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

Shea's sty....

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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