- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Christianity.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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