- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Why did? Yes

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

The Big Band Theory

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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