What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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