Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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"Knock knock." "No."

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Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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