- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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