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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

what do you call a black guy african american

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

What is your bill about? Clinton

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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