- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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