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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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