whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

whos district champs not JM

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

What's 9+ 10?! 19

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