- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

The Holocaust

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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