- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Daniel is a fag

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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