Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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