- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

Vagina Boob

Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

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