Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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